Sorry, You're too needy for us...
http://www.leadingsmart.com/leadingsmart/2007/07/sprint-is-fixin.html
Tim Stevens posts on sprint's new policy of canceling members who call customer service too many times, and entertains the idea of what it would look like if churches did this to their neediest members.
BTW - Sprint stinks. I switched a few months ago and they are awful.